Pick Up Lines You Shouldn’t Use in Australia:
- Damn, baby got outback!
- I’d like to put your shrimp on my barbie.
- Surf’s up, and so am I.
- Girl, do you have a little kangaroo in your pouch? Well, would you like one?
- [edited to add] I love to visit the bush! –by Eric.
- [edited to add] Pardon me, do you mind if I hang down under? –by Caren.
- [edited to add] Let me know if you want me to stop beating around the bush. (me, again)
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May 24, 2008 at 2:32 am
Marc Acito
LOL. These caught me by surprise and sent water spewing from my nose.
May 25, 2008 at 3:18 am
Eric Jeffus
Very nice, though you seem to have forgotten to include “I love to visit the bush.” ;)
May 25, 2008 at 3:31 am
Caren
Pardon me, do you mind if I hang out Down Under?
May 29, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Noah
Happy to see your new blog!
July 15, 2008 at 12:27 am
Maria
Hey!! Wow!! Better Than Yesterday has got 2 be the best book I’ve ever read!! It’d be soo cool if u wrote a sequal 2 it or like a second part 2 it cuz that book was incredible!! I probably liked it so uch because it has a lot of suspense!! It’s the first book I’ve read by you but I’m going 2 try 2 read your second one !! If it’s as a good as Better Than Yesterday, I have 2 read it!! You kno it’d be cool if u wrote an alternate ending 2 Better Than Yesterday where Skylar ends up dating Blake instead!! I’d bye that book in a heart beat!! I coudn’t put that book down once I started it!!
Anyway your a great author!! And from this point on, my favorite!!