And we’re back with another installment of this week’s Cannes adventures:

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This house was awesome.

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Mary and me, just chillin’.

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Tony wishes this car were his.

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Cameron and I rode in the trunk of a vintage Rolls Royce, as the backseat was already filled with models sitting on each other’s laps. The police were not amused. Good thing the paparazzi masked our getaway.

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The paparazzi masking our getaway from the French Police, and also, somewhere inside that mess, Paris Hilton. Poor thing.

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Haha, paparazzi! If only you too had spent the evening dancing on a yacht with Paris Hilton, then perhaps your photos would have come out like this one–nice and, I don’t know–noninvasive?

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The crew, still partying strong at 5AM.